Last heard, Gandhi has decided to wear his true color, Khaadi in Tihar!
Yup dude, i mean Gandhi.
Actually, he had had enough shit about India, its democracy, etc in his abode high up there.So after dinner on 14th, he decided to have reality check himself, and , as has been his signature style, strode out.On 15th, the whole nation was replete with tri-colours...even the PM dared speak! He was awestruck by the festivity and the lavish accolades with which him and his coterie was showered , because he never expected to last this nation too long. He called the chaps there in Heaven and asked if he could stay a few more days...chaps there being kinda non-puppet sort of...unlike the Daily Polish...and having known Gandhi for so many years, didn't see Bombdev in him and promptly agreed.
Tired...he went to a well lit house where some people were cooking his kind of 'fast' stuff...i'm the game, he declared and asked our Anna to let him instead...it's been years, he's reported to have said by one 'first-to-smell& break-the-exclusive-rot' TV channel. That's how, Gandhi in the garb of Anna went to bed dreaming of repeating the history!
Ah, the history...it never repeats itself the way we wish it to...it takes its own whimsical course to repeat the lessons we never care to take notice of...the lessons we enjoy, cherish and decorate in our history books with pictorial delinquencies never get the second light.
So when Gandhi, fresh after a relatively calm night which he could never had during his tumultuous life time, was about to leave and lead... a few puppets of the Daily Polish barbed in. 'You can't be allowed to do it, again. It may create traffic jam...may create problems for the Daily-walas..and law and order,etc... these are more important than the..what you call...corruption, blah blah'. Reported a 'smell-all' Channel. Before he could say anything, he was being bundled in the vain.
Somewhere else, one Mr Piddyvaram could be heard boasting,' No (one)man, however old can threaten us'.
Another 'loose cannon' is conspicuous by his absence...probably, canned for being loose for so so long!
Startled, Gandhi wrote to the PM Nehru who has grown beards of lately. Latest is, Nehru shot back in no time distancing himself from the heinous act citing that it's between him and the authorities...his department is yet to come out of its helplessness. He is reported to have shown an iron hand, a strong political jargon for perceptively weaker tough stand. 'I don't subscribe to your eternal bullying...it's been enough of it...even more , you're not going to jail for the first time...you should enjoy it...i'm no better off ', claimed the best sniffer adding it got it from the-first-in-the-stable horse's mouth! 'But, that was for the reason and permissible then...you well know', Gandhi believed to have thrown in the air.
In the meantime, the New Congress (Sulking&Panicked) has hurriedly convened a press conference to show, probably, that it can act promptly, sometimes. There it claimed that it was an administrative act...has nothing to do with it...Gandhi is reaping what he so enthusiastically sowed...it's a new party with new interests, thus dissociate itself from such nonsensical and anachronistic malapropagndism! The New Congress(S&P) has issued a whip to all its MPs to be present in the parliament, they seldom otherwise, where it plans to introduce a bill which dictates,' Polish is independent of govt and vice versa, whenever and wherever Gandhi, and alike, strikes or fasts'. It will undertake a special 'study session', in the evening to study how the Britishers dealt with the menace.A few experts have been flown in from the UK.
It's raining puppies and kittens, and roads are clogged. Polish contemplating who to blame and arrest now.
Kalmadi and Gandhi share the 'cabin'.Kalmadi has decided to write to Piddyvaram to thank for the honour.
Last heard, Gandhi has dug in. The Daily Polish and the New Congress(S&P) has given him two options: to go to Rajghat or to be deported back to heaven.
He declined both!
Yup dude, i mean Gandhi.
Actually, he had had enough shit about India, its democracy, etc in his abode high up there.So after dinner on 14th, he decided to have reality check himself, and , as has been his signature style, strode out.On 15th, the whole nation was replete with tri-colours...even the PM dared speak! He was awestruck by the festivity and the lavish accolades with which him and his coterie was showered , because he never expected to last this nation too long. He called the chaps there in Heaven and asked if he could stay a few more days...chaps there being kinda non-puppet sort of...unlike the Daily Polish...and having known Gandhi for so many years, didn't see Bombdev in him and promptly agreed.
Tired...he went to a well lit house where some people were cooking his kind of 'fast' stuff...i'm the game, he declared and asked our Anna to let him instead...it's been years, he's reported to have said by one 'first-to-smell& break-the-exclusive-rot' TV channel. That's how, Gandhi in the garb of Anna went to bed dreaming of repeating the history!
Ah, the history...it never repeats itself the way we wish it to...it takes its own whimsical course to repeat the lessons we never care to take notice of...the lessons we enjoy, cherish and decorate in our history books with pictorial delinquencies never get the second light.
So when Gandhi, fresh after a relatively calm night which he could never had during his tumultuous life time, was about to leave and lead... a few puppets of the Daily Polish barbed in. 'You can't be allowed to do it, again. It may create traffic jam...may create problems for the Daily-walas..and law and order,etc... these are more important than the..what you call...corruption, blah blah'. Reported a 'smell-all' Channel. Before he could say anything, he was being bundled in the vain.
Somewhere else, one Mr Piddyvaram could be heard boasting,' No (one)man, however old can threaten us'.
Another 'loose cannon' is conspicuous by his absence...probably, canned for being loose for so so long!
Startled, Gandhi wrote to the PM Nehru who has grown beards of lately. Latest is, Nehru shot back in no time distancing himself from the heinous act citing that it's between him and the authorities...his department is yet to come out of its helplessness. He is reported to have shown an iron hand, a strong political jargon for perceptively weaker tough stand. 'I don't subscribe to your eternal bullying...it's been enough of it...even more , you're not going to jail for the first time...you should enjoy it...i'm no better off ', claimed the best sniffer adding it got it from the-first-in-the-stable horse's mouth! 'But, that was for the reason and permissible then...you well know', Gandhi believed to have thrown in the air.
In the meantime, the New Congress (Sulking&Panicked) has hurriedly convened a press conference to show, probably, that it can act promptly, sometimes. There it claimed that it was an administrative act...has nothing to do with it...Gandhi is reaping what he so enthusiastically sowed...it's a new party with new interests, thus dissociate itself from such nonsensical and anachronistic malapropagndism! The New Congress(S&P) has issued a whip to all its MPs to be present in the parliament, they seldom otherwise, where it plans to introduce a bill which dictates,' Polish is independent of govt and vice versa, whenever and wherever Gandhi, and alike, strikes or fasts'. It will undertake a special 'study session', in the evening to study how the Britishers dealt with the menace.A few experts have been flown in from the UK.
It's raining puppies and kittens, and roads are clogged. Polish contemplating who to blame and arrest now.
Kalmadi and Gandhi share the 'cabin'.Kalmadi has decided to write to Piddyvaram to thank for the honour.
Last heard, Gandhi has dug in. The Daily Polish and the New Congress(S&P) has given him two options: to go to Rajghat or to be deported back to heaven.
He declined both!
Very intelligent post. It makes you think...Great post! Have you put it on Indivine??? If not, please do so...
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